Pos-T-Vac?

February 28, 2011 Leave a Comment

Ok we all know I’m obsessed with the show Cheaters. I just identify with the people so well and feel so bad for them. But because it’s on late at night…you get all kinds of weird commercials. One being for a product called Pos-T-Vac. I can let you guess what it is, but it’s a lot easier just to tell you…..supposedly you put it on you junk and it makes you bigger….in a few words…it’s the “Swedish made penis enlarger pump”. Who remembers that from Austin Powers??? Are we really to believe that putting your junk in a tube is supposed to not only make you bigger, but last longer and CURE erectile disfunction????

Please weigh in on this one!!! I’m dying to hear some responses!!!

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Scar Removal

February 27, 2011 Leave a Comment

So this is a blog I’ve been meaning to write since June. No literally, last June! So everyone knows about my medical history the last yearish…Well last June…I took another one of my face plants and this time sliced my upper lip open. Now when I say sliced, to me it was like a 4 foot gash covering my whole face, to everyone else it was about 2 inches long under my nose. It hurt. I bled a lot…my poor sister who was helping me move out of douche bags house….oops I mean my exes house, had blood all over her hands. Pretty close to my entire family was in the ER with hh

Me being the vain person I am….blame my dad for that :-) I was very concerned about a scar on my face. Unlike many women, I have great self esteem….what can I say, I’m cute :-) and no matter where we went I tried my best to hide the stitches. Not even kidding, I would walk around with my face covering my mouth as if I was in a constant state of shock……that is, if you could even get me out of the house!!!!!

I went to my general practitioner to have the stitches removed. They said the guy (who was kinda cute by the way) who put the stitches in did a great job and that it would barely leave a scar.

Ok….again….I’m vain. Dennis immediately started the research and he found Mederma. I can NOT say enough about the stuff! Once I was healed I started using it immediately and you can really BARELY see the scar! If I knew how to add pics on my iPad I would show you, but I guess that’ll have to wait. I would recommend it to anyone with ANY scars, stretch marks or anything of the sort. My brother had a killer scar across his face…gone. And stretch marks? Screw Cocoa Butter!

It may be expensive, but it’s worth every penny and a little drop goes a LONG way….AND they make it with SPF for the summer!!!!!

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Therapy

February 27, 2011 Leave a Comment

Lately, I have been seriously considering therapy. I have very few decent friends, 2 of which live in freaking Boston! Without Lori and Kriss, I don’t know what I would do. But I think before I try something that drastic…I’m going to try and blog daily. I don’t know if it’ll work, and I know there are things that I don’t want to say for the whole world to know, so finding a way to password protect this….would be awesome, but we don’t know how to do that yet…so for now especially considering my memory, I’m going to put any random memory I have up here. I hope SOMEONE finds it entertaining :-)

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Big changes….

February 27, 2011 Leave a Comment

A few weeks ago, of course I have NO concept of time so it could have been yesterday, I blogged about how big changes in your life really show you the true colors of people. I’ve seen a LOT of true colors lately and I could make this blog like 3 pages long, but instead I will address each one individually.
First, we start with one of my best friends Kristin. Her and I were so close for so many years. 9 to be exact. She moved to NC a while ago and I missed her dearly. We barely talked, I was lucky to get a text or email. I missed her so much and anytime I talked to her she said the same…and my face would shine for the rest of the day. Anyone who knew me well enough, knew when I talked to her because I would be in such a great mood! When I met Dennis, he saw pictures and I spoke so highly of her, not only her of course, but Dennis just thought she was the best friend (like Lori) that was out of town.
Fast Forward – She moves back, and needs a job. Who did she come to….we already went through all this right? So let’s fast forward through all the drama….

This past week or so, I’ve missed her terribly, Lori is in and out of the hospital…IN BOSTON…and I can’t be there for her. My best friend of like 50 years, ok maybe not that long…is sick and I can’t do anything…it made me miss the friends that are here. Kristin still texts me and I spoke with Dennis about how I was considering forgiving her. 9 years is a lot to throw away. He asked if I read his blog lately. I typically don’t stalk his blog so I laughed at him and said no I read it every once in a while but not daily or anything.

I looked it up and found out that while she was apologizing to me for everything she has done wrong and how she would take everything back if she could, how she would start it all over. I really was believing it. Then I saw what she said to Dennis!

Apparently my “best friend” doesn’t believe I have a mind of my own. Apparently I can’t thing for myself. Apparently Dennis does it all for me. Because while she is apologizing to me, and begging for forgiveness, she is yelling at him for exact words, “brainwashing her best friend!” REALLY? Which one of the 2 faces am I supposed to believe? The one that wants me back in her life, or the one that thinks I don’t have a mind of my own???

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NEW PILLOWS!

February 21, 2011 Leave a Comment

Never in a million years did I think I would be writing a blog about pillows….yes pillows, but let me tell you, this IS necessary. After 3 or 4 VERy sleepless nights, Dennis decided new pillows were necessary. I had NO idea what I was in for. All I knew is that we were heading to the mall for some specific store. What store….I didn’t know.
After wandering the mall for a bit torturing me with NO shopping, we ended up at Select Comfort. Neverdid I imaine tere would be SO much tat would go into selecting pillows. They have this thing they call “Pillowology” and you can make 24 different pillows to make the perfect pillow for you. I would say that it was pretty close to an hour and a half if not 2 hour of switching pillows. Memory foam, Down, Feather, Down Alternative, anything you can imagine, they can combine it.
I ended up with a Nasa invented cover that keeps your head cool, as did Dennis. We both had the memory foam outer part of the pilow, and to be honest I don’t remember what his inset is, but mine is what they call the Silver insert. It actually has flecks of silver in it….not sure what it’s supposed to do….but good God these pillows are comfortable!!!! They were quite expensive, but neither of us have had such a great nights sleep in our lives!
Marty (the store manager) was SO helpful. If you aren’t sleeping well, head in there. Ask for Marty, and tel him Mandi and Dennis sent you in. The best part…if you don’t like it, you can make exchanges on each piece!!! Where else can you go and get new pieces to your pilows!

(Oh and don’t worry, they put paper down so you aren’t laying on pilows other people laid on) :-)

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Random Vent

February 12, 2011 1 Comment

Does it drive anyone else nuts when people put their 2 cents in when you clearly weren’t asking for it…and even worse, when you weren’t even talking to them???

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Engagement Pictures

February 12, 2011 Leave a Comment

I’m so excited! We scheduled our engagement photos. We will be having them done in Cancun in the beginning of March! The photographer that Dennis found is great! He has so many wonderful ideas. It’s actually hard for me not to say everything on here and give away all the surprises :-)

This whole trip started as a birthday gift because Dennis didn’t want to have to try and top Christmas :-) When we were there last time we had been looking for a photographer just so we could get some fun pictures done. Dennis posted a status about it and when we got home he saw that a photographer had commented while we were still there.

After checking out his website and such, we decided that we couldn’t think of a better idea for the pictures! My biggest problem will be picking which ones we will be using :-)

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Blatant disregard

February 10, 2011 2 Comments

Hi everyone!
I actually have something meaningful to say today! Strange I know!

I don’t understand why people think it’s ok to blatantly hit on people who are very obviously attached.

The other day I got a message on FB from a guy telling me that I was pretty and he would like to chat and get to know me. I don’t know how I can make it more obvious that I’m engaged. I constantly have status updates about dennis and I, about wedding stuff, and probably most obvious is the fact that my FB says I’m ENGAGED!

Now on the other side there’s a woman who texts dennis every once in a while with very inappropriate things. To the point that it makes me very uncomfortable. I’m not typically a jealous person and don’t act like the typical crazy gf or fiancé but when he got a picture of her topless, I text her back telling her that I wasn’t happy etc. You would think that that would make her stop right? Nope! This chick still finds it OK to do very inappropriate things. I’m curious how she would feel if I did that to her boyfriend or fiancé? I have a feeling it would probably bother her quite a bit!

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Missing piece

February 2, 2011 1 Comment

So as you all know, because I’m disgustingly excited, dennis and I are getting married! Everyday I start making more decisions and try planning more of the big day. I’m excited to marry the most amazing fiancé ever. The thing that seems to be giving me the biggest problem, is that I’m seeing the true side of some people. People that I thought I would never have to question if they would be there for me. Suddenly, I’m not only questioning the little things about friendship, but the big things. Like if we were ever friends in the first place. It makes me sad to know that bc of jealousy or whatever their ridiculous reason may be, I’m wondering if they will even be AT my wedding. Let alone IN my wedding. But I guess since they avoid me at every cost, I know the answer.

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